For whomever you may be purchasing a pretty silky treat, we want them to adore their Dirty Pretty gift. We appreciate that sizing and fit can be tricky when ordering online, so we offer an easy return and exchange policy.
Please note each garment is individually checked by hand prior to dispatch. All garments leave our Dirty Pretty e-shop in perfect condition.
Our Terms and Conditions are:
- Garments must be un-worn, in original pristine condition, with tags attached and in original packaging.
- We cannot accept returns that have been worn, washed or tampered with in any way.
- Personal Massage devices, massage oils, lubricants and perfumes are not returnable.
- Returns must be made within 14 days of receiving goods . Please notify us within 7 days of receiving goods via email at firstname.lastname@example.org. Be sure to include name and order number. Please state you request for change of size, style or colour.
- We will endeavor to replace the item, subject to availability or are happy to help you select something else that tickles your fancy.
- Please note we cannot offer exchange or refund/return on any SALE item.
Shipping and Delivery
All orders are delivered via Australia Post Express Satchels and should be received the within 2 days when orders are received by 3pm on any business day.
A flat shipping rate of $11.50 applies for all orders within Australia. Our International friends may email us at email@example.com to obtain a shipping quote.
Currency and Payment
All items, including delivery, found on the Dirty Pretty Things online boutique are in Australian Dollars. Our site is secured using Comodo SSL, for a more peace of mind purchasing.
All Dirty Pretty Things come gift wrapped in our specially designed Dirty Pretty Things lingerie box or expertly hand gift wrapped , such as perfumes, pasties etc.A wonderful treat awaits you as you unwrap the pink satin ribbon and lift the embossed lid to reveal soft tissue paper, fastened with a pert DPT sticker, ohh! the excitement is too much as you tear open this pretty parcel to reveal your gorgeous new lingerie.
Whether shopping for someone special or purchasing for yourself, our sumptuous gift wrapping service is our complimentary gift to you.
To make the most of your new intimates, we recommend hand washing. Some washing machines do come with a hand wash cycle, but use at your peril!
The gentler the wash, the longer the life of your lingerie.
Soap flakes or a lingerie wash (such as our “Delicate Wash” by NY laundering queens, The Laundrette) are ideal for your pretty smalls. General washing detergents contain harsher cleaning agents that may dissolve the delicate trims on your silky wares, so we advise that you proceed with caution.
To clean your lingerie dissolve a little detergent in warm water, allow to stand for no longer than an hour, then dunk and rinse garments a number of times. Do not wring or squeeze excess water rather place your delicates on an old fluffy towel and gently roll to remove excess water before hanging in the shade to drip dry.
This process can seem to be a chore, but it will extend the life of your lovely lingerie and seeing all your freshly laundered intimates hanging on the line is another opportunity to admire your lovely collection of dirty pretty things!
Tips for the Gentlemen Shopper
So, you have decided to buy your lady a gift of lingerie.
Before placing your order for this Dirty Pretty gift, some sleuthing must take place in order to obtain her correct size. Take a sneak peak in her lingerie drawer and start checking the bra sizes of the bras she tends to wear the most.
You’ll be looking for two numbers and a letter (or perhaps even two letters such as DD) Try to get a a few to compare.
Keep in mind that there may be three forms of the same “size” in her range of bras.
Knickers are a little easier as you are only looking for a number, if she has cut out the size tag you could also check her favourite skirt or pants to get a better idea.
Whilst poking around, take note of the lingerie styles she likes, does she tend to wear quite a full cup, or balconette style bra? Do her bras tend to be sporty and practical, lacey and sheer or pretty and sweet? Take note of colours she may wear in general when selecting colours for her lingerie. Does she like a full brief or a retro hipster style in her knickers, perhaps a cheeky Brazilian cut is more her style. Feel free to drop us an email if you become completely confused and we can decipher the mysteries of her smalls drawer for you. Confounded by the lingerie lingo? Take a quick snap of her favourite smalls and our Dirty Pretty detectives will email you a suggestion or two that is bound to tickle your fancy!
Consider the occasion you are purchasing for and the style of lingerie you would like to give. Her birthday might be an opportunity to really spoil your pretty lady with all the bells and whistles, treating her to a set of her favourite French lingerie including suspender belt and stockings (a gift that you will give yourself in return!)
For Valentine's day an overt pair of knickers and crystal encrusted riding crop may be all you need for that naughty weekend away.
Mother's Day is a time for pampering, so a gorgeous silky slip and gown may be just the ticket to make her feel like a queen.
Christmas, New Year, anniversaries and “just because” are also opportunities for you to expand her repertoire of silky, lacey undergarments with the gift that really does keep rewarding you both.
So gentleman the most important thing to keep in mind when buying for your sweetheart is firstly her SIZE, closely followed by the OCCASION. Getting the correct size garment is imperative to you both enjoying your gift when given, but be rest assured, in the event of your gift not fitting perfectly we will happily exchange to get her correct size.
We are always here to help, so any doubts, questions or queries, just email us here firstname.lastname@example.org
Privacy is paramount here at Dirty Pretty Things. We shall handle your personal information with the utmost discretion and shall never sell, share or distribute your information with any other party. The information held in your account is purely to make the ordering experience with Dirty Pretty Things more efficient and enjoyable for you.